I have a very very fat kitty cat, and her name is fatty which suits her very good, because she is like the fattest kitty cat EVER, who ever made her this fat, is very stupid, because she is super duper fat, and she is very unhealthy so yeah, I hope she will loose some weight soon, or she will be a very unhealthy kitty cat, oh yeah, by the way, this little story is not true, I do not have a cat that is fat, or unhealthy, or anything, I don’t even have a kitty cat.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Cookie dough or Brownie batter?
Would you rather eat cookie dough or brownie batter? I cant deside....i love both! Cookie dough is so rich, and yummy, BUT brownie batter is so chocolaty and delisous.
Which would you rather?? O.o
Which would you rather?? O.o
Thursday, December 9, 2010
My Wish List to Santa
Dear Santa,
This is my first letter to you, so if its rough, don't blame me!
How are your elves doing? I bet they're very busy at this time of year, Well, there going to be even more busy once you hear what i want.....
Okay, so I like totally saw this fab toy on TV, and its called Polly pockets. There is this one where its like a jet air plane, and there going on vacation, and its totally fetch! I want it. I don't want the plastic plane, I totally NEED the metal one, no chance that I'm getting the plastic, because i have these adorable flower magnets, that I'm sticking them to it. If u give me plastic, you will NEVER be getting milk and cookies again! Like seriously!
Okay so the next toy that I need, is this like this amazing iCarly stage set. It like totally comes with like Sam's remote, and the best feature is it has this microphone, and it like records music, and voices, its like fab-u-lus! And when i have sleepovers with my friends, then we can make a web cast, just like Carly and Sam!!Get me it! If I don't get it, again, I'm NOT giving you any cookies or milk or ANYTHING. Its amazing.
Okay so the third toy that i want is nail color. It comes with these cutte and pretty stick on flowers, There is tulips, and Lillie's, and roses, and when i get this, i will have like the most fab nails ever! So again, i NEED these, its not even an option to not get me this, so yeah. The colors I want, or excuse me, the color I'm going to get, are: blue, pink, orange, lime green, and purple. Okay? So yeah, get some of those colors, and make sure that they are the prettiest colors ever.
Okay, so the forth gift that I'm going to get, is the 2010 special limited addition, Christmas's barbie doll. It is the most popular doll ever! If i have it, my friends will be like bowing down to me, so when i get it, I need you to put: To Kelsey, I made this just for you, have fun! When you put that on there, all of my friends will think I'm special, so yeah
So yeah, ill be waiting for your dielivery on Christmmas,
see you then
Kelsey
This is my first letter to you, so if its rough, don't blame me!
How are your elves doing? I bet they're very busy at this time of year, Well, there going to be even more busy once you hear what i want.....
Okay, so I like totally saw this fab toy on TV, and its called Polly pockets. There is this one where its like a jet air plane, and there going on vacation, and its totally fetch! I want it. I don't want the plastic plane, I totally NEED the metal one, no chance that I'm getting the plastic, because i have these adorable flower magnets, that I'm sticking them to it. If u give me plastic, you will NEVER be getting milk and cookies again! Like seriously!
Okay so the next toy that I need, is this like this amazing iCarly stage set. It like totally comes with like Sam's remote, and the best feature is it has this microphone, and it like records music, and voices, its like fab-u-lus! And when i have sleepovers with my friends, then we can make a web cast, just like Carly and Sam!!Get me it! If I don't get it, again, I'm NOT giving you any cookies or milk or ANYTHING. Its amazing.
Okay so the third toy that i want is nail color. It comes with these cutte and pretty stick on flowers, There is tulips, and Lillie's, and roses, and when i get this, i will have like the most fab nails ever! So again, i NEED these, its not even an option to not get me this, so yeah. The colors I want, or excuse me, the color I'm going to get, are: blue, pink, orange, lime green, and purple. Okay? So yeah, get some of those colors, and make sure that they are the prettiest colors ever.
Okay, so the forth gift that I'm going to get, is the 2010 special limited addition, Christmas's barbie doll. It is the most popular doll ever! If i have it, my friends will be like bowing down to me, so when i get it, I need you to put: To Kelsey, I made this just for you, have fun! When you put that on there, all of my friends will think I'm special, so yeah
So yeah, ill be waiting for your dielivery on Christmmas,
see you then
Kelsey
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Holliday Write-Wrapping Paper
Hi, my name is Gorden. I was born in the Boston paper factory, and shipped to new york, NY. I was shipped off to Toronto, Canada, where i met the Higgins family. I was very young when i got my first wrap, i didn't know what to expect, i got rolled out on to the brown living room wood floor, measured, and....and....what came next was horrible! Absolutely HORRIBLE!! I was sliced! the blades cut me, sliding there razor sharp blades seeping into my skin....
"MOM!" i hear a little girl yell from across the room, "When are the cookies going to be ready?"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
"I guess now!" The woman leaves me lying there, and goes to take the sugar cookies, i try to get up, but I'm to cut to walk, i just have to lye there, until someone comes to rescue me. I smell, the delicious aroma of fresh baked sugar cookies, fill my nose. I see the mother walk up to me, nibbling on a cookie. We picks up the blades, and i don't want to guess what happens next.....OWWW!! i wish i could yell louder, I wish this woman could hear me, I wish i wasn't here!! I see some boxes beside me, and i was wondering why they were there, i hear something rip, it looked like some sort of thin, clear, plastic, that stuck to her fingers. She picks me up and lays me down over one of the brown box. She takes that sticky, clear, plastic thing, and puts it on me! She flips me over onto my face! she puts down the plastic to my but! Turns me over again, and put the plastic on my back! I cant move! i try, but nope! I was put back onto my back, and put under the Christmas tree. I see one of my best friends having the same pain, 5 feet away, that i did. He gets cut, he gets pushed on, he gets those plastic sticky pieces stuck to him. But luckily, he was put right beside me, we started to talk......
"AHHHHH" i hear a young child scream. "ITS CHRISTMAS!!" I hear the parents moan, and groan, and say "merry Christmas!" All of the kids run towards me! I don"t know what to do, i cant move, i guess i just sit there, the kids grab me, they are fighting, tearing some of me off, i hear screaming and yelling; NO! its MINE!!" "Nuh-Uh!!" another child replies. In the room there was 3 kids screaming and fighting over presents. "QUIET!! SIT DOWN! AND BE QUIET!" i see a mother yelling from her bedroom, all of the kids stop, sit, and the room goes silent. The mom and dad get up, and slump onto the couch by the tree. "Okay, Kyle, pick ONE present from Santa, and bring it to the couch, OK? "
"Otay" i assume that he is about 3. 'Kyle' scampers to the tree and picks a HUGE presents named : KYLE
He takes it to the mom,and they open it. It was a big hot wheels set, with 3 cars, tracks and everything. This goes on and on until everyone has opened 2 presents each. Luckily i haven't been torn open and killed yet...They all take a break, The kids are playing with some of there opened presents, while the mom and dad get a cup of coffee and some breakfast.
About 30 minutes later, there back! aahhhh! I get picked up, and tossed onto the couch, a little girl is ripping me open! ahhhhh!! The kids is just tearing me apart, ripping my insides out, and my outsides in. the kids crumples me up and throughs me in a blue plastic bag (maybe recycle bag??) She opens the brown box that i was wrapped around, and screams! apparently it was some thing called a Polly pocket? i don't know, but i got token over to a dark bin.
I have been in this been for like 2 days, i feel stuff piling over me, all of sudden, the bag that I'm in starts moving, i get slammed in a metal bin, and a couple of hours later i get picked up from a garbage truck and get smushed. I get taken to a dump and put in to a big factory of garbage. I see my friend beside me, i start talking to him about my adventure, and realise that it was fun....in a weird way, it was fun, with meeting kids, and having hot choco split on us, it was a very fun adventure....i can wait till next year! (Because i will get made into new wrapping paper)
"MOM!" i hear a little girl yell from across the room, "When are the cookies going to be ready?"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
"I guess now!" The woman leaves me lying there, and goes to take the sugar cookies, i try to get up, but I'm to cut to walk, i just have to lye there, until someone comes to rescue me. I smell, the delicious aroma of fresh baked sugar cookies, fill my nose. I see the mother walk up to me, nibbling on a cookie. We picks up the blades, and i don't want to guess what happens next.....OWWW!! i wish i could yell louder, I wish this woman could hear me, I wish i wasn't here!! I see some boxes beside me, and i was wondering why they were there, i hear something rip, it looked like some sort of thin, clear, plastic, that stuck to her fingers. She picks me up and lays me down over one of the brown box. She takes that sticky, clear, plastic thing, and puts it on me! She flips me over onto my face! she puts down the plastic to my but! Turns me over again, and put the plastic on my back! I cant move! i try, but nope! I was put back onto my back, and put under the Christmas tree. I see one of my best friends having the same pain, 5 feet away, that i did. He gets cut, he gets pushed on, he gets those plastic sticky pieces stuck to him. But luckily, he was put right beside me, we started to talk......
"AHHHHH" i hear a young child scream. "ITS CHRISTMAS!!" I hear the parents moan, and groan, and say "merry Christmas!" All of the kids run towards me! I don"t know what to do, i cant move, i guess i just sit there, the kids grab me, they are fighting, tearing some of me off, i hear screaming and yelling; NO! its MINE!!" "Nuh-Uh!!" another child replies. In the room there was 3 kids screaming and fighting over presents. "QUIET!! SIT DOWN! AND BE QUIET!" i see a mother yelling from her bedroom, all of the kids stop, sit, and the room goes silent. The mom and dad get up, and slump onto the couch by the tree. "Okay, Kyle, pick ONE present from Santa, and bring it to the couch, OK? "
"Otay" i assume that he is about 3. 'Kyle' scampers to the tree and picks a HUGE presents named : KYLE
He takes it to the mom,and they open it. It was a big hot wheels set, with 3 cars, tracks and everything. This goes on and on until everyone has opened 2 presents each. Luckily i haven't been torn open and killed yet...They all take a break, The kids are playing with some of there opened presents, while the mom and dad get a cup of coffee and some breakfast.
About 30 minutes later, there back! aahhhh! I get picked up, and tossed onto the couch, a little girl is ripping me open! ahhhhh!! The kids is just tearing me apart, ripping my insides out, and my outsides in. the kids crumples me up and throughs me in a blue plastic bag (maybe recycle bag??) She opens the brown box that i was wrapped around, and screams! apparently it was some thing called a Polly pocket? i don't know, but i got token over to a dark bin.
I have been in this been for like 2 days, i feel stuff piling over me, all of sudden, the bag that I'm in starts moving, i get slammed in a metal bin, and a couple of hours later i get picked up from a garbage truck and get smushed. I get taken to a dump and put in to a big factory of garbage. I see my friend beside me, i start talking to him about my adventure, and realise that it was fun....in a weird way, it was fun, with meeting kids, and having hot choco split on us, it was a very fun adventure....i can wait till next year! (Because i will get made into new wrapping paper)
Monday, November 29, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
What are you used too? Were used to warm hottubs, cozy beds, hot showers 20 minutes long. Were used to xboxs, tvs, computers,and cars. We take that all for granted, we dont relise that out of every 100 people, 10 people are stuggleing finationaly or in poverty! How many times have you seen people ask for money outside the store, and how often do you give your spare change to them? Think of the people who live on the streets, they dont even get the prober 3 meals a day. They barely meet the basic needs for everyone (clothing, food, water, and shelter) With your donations, we can help familys that are living, starving on the streets, with no job, or dayly meals. We can help homeless children in need, by simply donating a few food items to the local food bank, even money. You can donate used, or small clothing to the salvation army. With your help we can get some of those helpless familys off the streets of your town.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Spaz-Attack
There was once a little old grama. She was kitting in her rocking chair, out in her cabin. She was almost asleep when the fire alarm goes off beause her apple crumble was burning. She throws up her knitted sweater and falls on the floor. she started screaming like a whale....Awoooga! Awoooga!. she lays there for 39 seconds, gets up and continues knitting....THE END!!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)