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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Cookie dough or Brownie batter?

Would you rather eat cookie dough or brownie batter? I cant deside....i love both! Cookie dough is so rich, and yummy, BUT brownie batter is so chocolaty and delisous.

Which would you rather?? O.o

Thursday, December 9, 2010

My Wish List to Santa

Dear Santa,

This is my first letter to you, so if its rough, don't blame me!
How are your elves doing? I bet they're very busy at this time of year, Well, there going to be even more busy once you hear what i want.....
Okay, so I like totally saw this fab toy on TV, and its called Polly pockets. There is this one where its like a jet air plane, and there going on vacation, and its totally fetch! I want it. I don't want the plastic plane, I totally NEED the metal one, no chance that I'm getting the plastic, because i have these adorable flower magnets, that I'm sticking them to it. If u give me plastic, you will NEVER be getting milk and cookies again! Like seriously!
Okay so the next toy that I need, is this like this amazing iCarly stage set. It like totally comes with like Sam's remote, and the best feature is it has this microphone, and it like records music, and voices, its like fab-u-lus! And when i have sleepovers with my friends, then we can make a web cast, just like Carly and Sam!!Get me it! If I don't get it, again, I'm NOT giving you any cookies or milk or ANYTHING. Its amazing.
Okay so the third toy that i want is nail color. It comes with these cutte and pretty stick on flowers, There is  tulips, and Lillie's, and roses, and when i get this, i will have like the most fab nails ever! So again, i NEED these, its not even an option to not get me this, so yeah. The colors I want, or excuse me, the color I'm going to get, are: blue, pink, orange, lime green, and purple. Okay? So yeah, get some of those colors, and make sure that they are the prettiest colors ever.
Okay, so the forth gift that I'm going to get, is the 2010 special limited addition, Christmas's barbie doll. It is the most popular doll ever! If i have it, my friends will be like bowing down to me, so when i get it, I need you to put: To Kelsey, I made this just for you, have fun! When you put that on there, all of my friends will think I'm special, so yeah
So yeah, ill be waiting for your dielivery on Christmmas,
see you then

Kelsey

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Holliday Write-Wrapping Paper

Hi, my name is Gorden. I was born in the Boston paper factory, and shipped to new york, NY. I was shipped off to Toronto, Canada, where i met the Higgins family. I was very young when i got my first wrap, i didn't know what to expect, i got rolled out on to the brown living room wood floor, measured, and....and....what came next was horrible! Absolutely HORRIBLE!! I was sliced! the blades cut me, sliding there razor sharp blades seeping into my skin....
"MOM!" i hear a little girl yell from across the room, "When are the cookies going to be ready?"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
"I guess now!" The woman leaves me lying there, and goes to take the sugar cookies, i try to get up, but I'm to cut to walk, i just have to lye there, until someone comes to rescue me. I smell, the delicious aroma of fresh baked sugar cookies, fill my nose. I see the mother walk up to me, nibbling on a cookie. We picks up the blades, and i don't want to guess what happens next.....OWWW!! i wish i could yell louder, I wish this woman could hear me, I wish i wasn't here!! I see some boxes beside me, and i was wondering why they were there, i hear something rip, it looked like some sort of thin, clear, plastic, that stuck to her fingers. She picks me up and lays me down over one of the brown box. She takes that sticky, clear, plastic thing, and puts it on me! She flips me over onto my face! she puts down the plastic to my but! Turns me over again, and put the plastic on my back! I cant move! i try, but nope! I was put back onto my back, and put under the Christmas tree. I see one of my best friends having the same pain, 5 feet away, that i did. He gets cut, he gets pushed on, he gets those plastic sticky pieces stuck to him. But luckily, he was put right beside me, we started to talk......




               "AHHHHH" i hear a young child scream. "ITS CHRISTMAS!!" I hear the parents moan, and groan, and say "merry Christmas!" All of the kids run towards me! I don"t know what to do, i cant move, i guess i just sit there, the kids grab me, they are fighting, tearing some of me off, i hear screaming and yelling; NO! its MINE!!"  "Nuh-Uh!!"  another child replies. In the room there was 3 kids screaming and fighting over presents. "QUIET!! SIT DOWN! AND BE QUIET!" i see a mother yelling from her bedroom, all of the kids stop, sit, and the room goes silent. The mom and dad get up, and slump onto the couch by the tree. "Okay, Kyle, pick ONE present from Santa, and bring it to the couch, OK? "
"Otay" i assume that he is about 3. 'Kyle' scampers to the tree and picks a HUGE presents named : KYLE
He takes it to the mom,and they open it. It was a big hot wheels set, with 3 cars, tracks and everything. This goes on and on until everyone has opened 2 presents each. Luckily i haven't been torn open and killed yet...They all take a break, The kids are playing with some of there opened presents, while the mom and dad get a cup of coffee and some breakfast.




About 30 minutes later, there back! aahhhh! I get picked up, and tossed onto the couch, a little girl is ripping me open! ahhhhh!! The kids is just tearing me apart, ripping my insides out, and my outsides in. the kids crumples me up and throughs me in a blue plastic bag (maybe recycle bag??) She opens the brown box that i was wrapped around, and screams! apparently it was some thing called a Polly pocket? i don't know, but i got token over to a dark bin.


I have been in this been for like 2 days, i feel stuff piling over me, all of sudden, the bag that I'm in starts moving, i get slammed in a metal bin, and a couple of hours later i get picked up from a garbage truck and get smushed. I get taken to a dump and put in to a big factory of garbage. I see my friend beside me, i start talking to him about my adventure, and realise that it was fun....in a weird way, it was fun, with meeting kids, and having hot choco split on us, it was a very fun adventure....i can wait till next year! (Because i will get made into new wrapping paper)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Dear mr hayhurst,

I would like you to read my fish falling from the sky story.
it is one of my best, so yeah thanks

Thursday, November 25, 2010

            What are you used too? Were used to warm hottubs, cozy beds, hot showers 20 minutes long. Were used to xboxs, tvs, computers,and cars. We take that all for granted, we dont relise that out of every 100 people, 10 people are stuggleing finationaly or in poverty! How many times have you seen people ask for money outside the store, and how often do you give your spare change to them? Think of the people who live on the streets, they dont even get the prober 3 meals a day. They barely meet the basic needs for everyone (clothing, food, water, and shelter) With your donations, we can help familys that are living, starving on the streets, with no job, or dayly meals. We can help homeless children in need, by simply donating a few food items to the local food bank, even money. You can donate used, or small clothing to the salvation army. With your help we can get some of those helpless familys off the streets of your town.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Spaz-Attack

There was once a little old grama. She was kitting in her rocking chair, out in her cabin. She was almost asleep when the fire alarm goes off beause her apple crumble was burning. She throws up her knitted sweater and falls on the floor. she started screaming like a whale....Awoooga! Awoooga!. she lays there for 39 seconds, gets up and continues knitting....THE END!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

My Ocean incounter

       I was sitting at home, when i got one of the biggest supprises of my life.....
"Were going to California!" "OMG! yaaaaa!, wait, this better NOT be a shananigan! (a prank)
"Nope, were really going to California!" my dad replies
It was amazing! I have been waiting to go to California for EVER! all of my friends have been in the USA, and around the world, but the farthest place ive been has been Alberta, ALBERTA! I live in Saskatuan, so I am PUMPED! We were going in about 3 days, so I ran upstars and started packing!
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       Ding-Dong "Now boarding flight 14, to Los Angeles."
We walk slowly into the plane, admireing (loving)all of the people and pilots controlls. I was looking at some of the children on the plane, and I noticed a tatterdemalion (a child dressed in rags). There was a lot of nicompoops (Fooslish People )we found our seats and ploppedon to the cushion. Ding-Dong "3 Minutes until take off, 3 minutes until take off. Thank you. My family orders some bits and bites, and some apple juice. I turn on the tv rihgt in front of me, and I watch Elmo. Its was  Doozy (Something really great)  Ding Dong. Please buckle your seat belt up, we are about to take off. The plane's engine roared, the wings moved up and down, and the weels turned we slowly started to move down the runway. 3-2-1! Lift off. click. I turned off the tv, and plugged in my head phones into my iPod, and listen to Katy Perry.
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       We landed 5 hours later I did a big pandiculation (a full body stretch)  We amedeatly go to our hotel, and change into our bathing suits. We get into our rented car and drove to the beach. My little sister made a sand casle, and ran into the coming wave. I raced into the blue, and dove under the chilled water. I squinted (eyes are just barely open). I stand up ion the waist high salty ocean water. my sister yells from a couple of meters away, that my fard (makeup) has run down my face. I dive down back under the water, I swim a couple meters more out. I cant touch. I here someone yell (from about 30 meters away)
"FART!" what the heck, why would some one yell fart? I here it again "Everyone get out! the is a FART!"I hear people screaming; "fart! fart!" but then I notice im hearing it wrong there all yelling SHARK!! All of the kids and children run lickity-split (as fast as possible) out of the water. my brain kicks in telling me to get out of the water, peronto! (right this minute) but my legs wouldnt move!i see a black shadow creep up about 12 feet away! im just standing there, kids are all screaming "get out o the water! get out of the water!!" im trying, but my legs wont move, the shadow is creeping up 9 feet, 8 feet, closer and closer i can start to make out the image, it looks HUGE! (by the way i do lknow its a shark, it just ....it so BIG!) i hear splashing behind me, i feel a large pull on my wrist i get pulled out of the water by my sister, the shrark following us. "UGHHH! come on! my sister grunts as she finally pulls me the last couple feet on to the beach! i was almost in shock! that was the scarest thing in my life!

       in the end we had a great vacationg (i didnt go in the water at all the rest of the trip) but i had a great time, and i wont be visiting the ocean anytime soon!

Monday, November 8, 2010

My Fish Falling Adventure

          WHOOOOOOOSH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! High winds rattle the trees against my window. Rain is slamming on the roof, flooding the grass and trees below. It is 4:37pm on Thursday afternoon, there is defiantly a HUGE storm!
CRASH! a massive lightning bolt strikes the ground a mile away!
"AHHHHHH! HELP!" Ellie (my 7 year old sister) yells from her bedroom. "Its okay! its just a storm!" my mom yells back.
Oh I'm sorry I forgot to introduce my self, I'm Savannah Mitchell, I'm 16, I go to Lake Kasha High school, and I have one younger sister (Ellie) one younger brother (Chase) and an older brother (Kyle). So anyway back to the story......
ZZZAPP!!! "Awww snickers, the power went out!" My mom says from her bedroom, "It must have blew a fuse...."
So I go and fine some candles and a lighter, my sister goes to get my younger brother (by the way, hes 2) and takes him to the living room where we all sit around and listen to the storm as my dad lights the fire.
Once he gets the fire going, my mom got some cookies and some milk for everyone. We huddled around the fire, and eat our warm snack.

           "Hello, welcome to your Hanston weather. I think everyone noticed a huge storm last night, but it was bigger than most new. It turns out that later last night there was actually sightings of tornado's, that had touched ground. The tornado was not deadly, although it did skim over lake Kasha, no one was injured.
'click' my mom turned he TV off, and we are all silent, besides chase who is over in the corner slobbering all over some toy. We are all just staring at the TV, and my mom is the first one to speak.... "Well as least no one was injured!"
"yeah...." I say....still shocked. "I cant believe we had a....a.....a TORNADO!"  
"Whats a tornado?" my sister wonders. "ummm.....something you don't wanna know." i say. ""oh, okay"

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         Okay, me here again, so I'm walking home from school, and the weirdest thing happened......There was this baby stroller, and I was just guessing that the baby was maybe about 2, yeah, pfhh! I was WAY off.....she was 7!....7! is was really weird! Any way today was a really bad, horrib-....... everything went black.

"Savannah? Savvvvvannnnnnah? Wake uuuuuup!"
"Huh? where am I? I ask thinking this was a dream..... "your in the middle of the sidewalk, you got knocked out!" She says. (i don't even know who she is!) she sounds about my age, but i have no idea.
"What? i ask (still EXTREMELY confused) "Yeah, and you wont even believe, what hit you!" It was a ......hee hee......a Tee hee....a FISH! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!" she laughs
i sit up. "a fish? How did i get knocked out by a fish? what, did it fall from the sky?! Pfhh!"
"YUP!" she says.
"huh?" The conversation goes on and on until she explained the whole story......
So she was walking along, and she saw me....(when i was still standing and 'alive')   she saw the whole thing, it actually turns out that a fish DID fall from the sky and a fish DID hit me and a fish DID knock me out! I cant believe it I just cant believe it!
She helps me up and just a couple of meters away I see (well that is, I THINK I saw) a.....a fish, fall. She says...: "Did you see that?" "Yup! I reply. we both run over and look at the salmon sized fish. a second later....about a foot away this time.....POW! (they all seemed to be about 9 inches long) another fish! omigosh! what is happening?!?!? And there standing with the girl (I still don't know her name...but yes she does look my age) looking straight ahead was something iv'e never seen before......



       "RUN!!!!" I scream to my 'friend', the fish were coming down like rain! 'Thud!' Thud!' 'Thud!' 'Smack!' 'Pow!' Fish were falling from the sky hundreds by the second....some hit me and that girl! I new this was going to leave a bruise. I looked up and I couldn't see how the fish were falling, like you know when its raining and you look up into the sky and the rain just goes on for ever up there and it looks as if its coming from outer space? yeah, that's what it was like when the fish were falling. We ran to my house (which was only about 5 minutes away since we were running) We got to my front door, still being pelted by fish, and tryed to open the door, it was locked, great. I had my key around my neck! I fumbled through my massive key change, trying to find the right key. Got it! I put in in the key whole and....YES! the door was flung open! We ran in side, and there was about 5 seconds of silence and then we both broke out in laughter! "OMG! hahahaha, that was so hilarious! ahahahaha! iv'e never seen that!" I say "Yeah, that, hahahah, was really funny!" she replies. i turn on the weather network, and the weather lady tells us the whole story.....

             It turns out that when the tornado had skimmed over Kasha lake, it picked up over 500 fish! they got sucked up so high, that it took a while to fall back down. So whatever goes up, must come down.....so all of he fish were falling all around my neighbourhood.
This was one of my adventures I will NEVER forget!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Scaredy spider student

5:30 Friday Evening      
        OMG, today was a horrible day, i had to sit 2 hours next to smelly feet Freddie, and in science 1 hour next to addicted-to-testing-Trisha listening to click-click-send  click-click-send all class. but in math i sat beside my bff Mayah. so that was the only highlight of today. lunch wasn't that great either, cause Mayah had to go home at 2nd period cause she had a dentist appointment. Oh oops, i forgot to intrudes myself. Hi I'm Chelsea Telock.  I'm fifteen, i go to South Travers high, my best friend is Mayah Brooks, and my parents are divorced. i have a fat cat named willow and a beagle named Chester. Anyway back to my day at school, It was the absolutely WORST thing today. in Biology, we had to dissect a.....a....a....SPIDER! it was so gross i almost puked, i was so scared and so grossed out, it was insane! "CHELS!" (my mom calls me that for short) "Dinner is ready!"  "Coming!" i yell down the stairs. i hop outta bed nudge/slide Chester out of my doorway and thump down the stairs....THUD THUD THUD. i quickly eat my spaghetti and rice and i grab my purse and I'm of to the mall. "I'm gone mom". "okay, see you tomorrow!" After the mall I'm heading over to Mayahs house to spend he night.
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12:00 pm Saturday Morning
"See you later Mayah!" i say as i put n my shoes. "bye!" she replies
As I'm waking home, i see something moving on the side walk "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! its a SPIDER!!" and i bolt down the street. I run as fast as i can, and as u can see I'm kinda scared of spiders! So as i was walking i was going through my purse and i noticed i have no money left "GOD, i need a job!" For the past week i have been searching and searching for job offers i have checked all fast food stations in the city and in all of the libraries and summer camps! i cant find a job!
I was in my room, when Annie (one of my other good friends) and said that she had found a job for me!
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"AN ARACHNID BREEDER!!!??????!!!!!" "how could u think i want to be n ARACHNID BREEDER!!????" i screamed "well its the only job i could find and i do know how scared you are of spiders, but its the only job available, you know you wont be finding a different job any time soon"
"Okay fine, ill apply for the job," "good, Now i got to go, my hamster is acting ...odd...." "k" i replied and hung up. I called in the job and talked to the manager, and she said she would call me back in about 3 days to tell me if i got the job or not.
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BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG-BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIINGGGG!
i picked up the phone, and the lady from the shop had called and told me i had gotten the job. great. i get to be around spiders 6 hours every Saturday (9-3)! whoopee! I called Annie back and told her i got the job, then i called Mayah, and told her the good news!
So its Saturday morning-7:00am and I'm getting ready to go to my first job. yay.
"Okay I'm here, what do i do?" "you can start with that cage, clean it" she smirked "but i has a tarantula in it!" i said. "That's why you take it out first!" "okay" i slumped slowly to the cage, and grabbed a bucket and put in it the cage. i scooped up the tarantula and but it off to the side.
I go a new stick and leaves and got some new bugs and chucked them in there. i quickly grabbed the bucket and dumped the spider in his cage, shut the door, and went back to the manager (Heather).
"Okay Racing stripes' cage it cleaned." "perfect, sweep the floor and take Harry and Chelkly into different cages, there starting to fight. "sigh" i mumble. i ask where the broom is and start sweeping, as i was, i was watching Kellie (one of the smaller tranchelas) i almost thought that she was a cool animal.....almost. once i was done the floor, i glanced up at the clock: 12: 53 pm. great, 2 more hours! i grab the thick gloves, grab a bucket and slowly reached in. Chelkly slowly starts to crawl in. wow, the way their legs move is quite fascinating,' i think...Wait, STOP! no, you cant think their cool, their disgusting, eight legged creatues'! right....EWW! i poke Chelkly with a stick in the back of her butt, trying to make her crawl faster, instead she whips around and attacks the stick "ahhh!: i scream. "What?!" Heather yells   "OH, never mind!" i yell.
                  
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I glance at the clock; 3:28, as i arrive home from my first day of work. i grabbed the bus ticket rode down to SHOP EASY a corner store a couple of blocks away, and picked up 2 bags of baked salt and vinegar chips, a cream soda slushy, and a 3 Jessy milk chocolate bars. i pig out and, i start to think.....'yeah, i  might be scared of spiders but that doesn't mean that i cant think their cool at the same time, now that i think about it.....there awesome.........

Monday, October 18, 2010

The achievements i want out if my life (story)

Hi, my name is Chelsea Wentorr, I'm 21,
I was at a party last night,  i got drunk and i woke up.
i told my mom what had happened last night. My mom is an overly protective mother, so she took me to the doctors office to get a blood test. this morning i woke up with a phone call telling me that i was HIV possitive. the doctor said that by the tests i only have 1 year to live. i started crying, i called my mom at work, and she's on her way home.
            So now I'm here. "Honey? honey are you there?" my mom quietly asks in her OMIGOD-my-daughters-going-to-die-soon-voice. i quickly run to the door and i open it. i guess she forgot her keys. "Lets go." my mom says grabbing her keys and pulling me out the door. "what? where are we going?" i ask. "Out. We are going to have the best mother-daughter-day ever!" she says with a tear in her eye. "Okay, i say and jump into the car"
So since i had a year left, we did EVERYTHING. My mom even booked her and i flights for 4 months in Europe. She really wanted me to have the best year left. since its November, all of the Halloween and Christmas stuff/decorations are on sale. we bought $379 worth of Christmas and Halloween decorations. My mom wanted me to have the best Halloween ever next year, and the best up coming Christmas. She had bought like-literally-7 pounds of chocolate! We were going to invite all of my friends over, Me, my mom, and all my friends were going to pig-out!! We went to the mall and bought me a $500 gift certificate for Urban Planet, and she said that every Sunday we were going to go to the mall! just me and her....I LOVE IT!

       We were just arriving at the parking lot from our trip to Europe. it was amazing! i can even begin to describe it with words. My mom had so much fun-as did i! We went to France, Italy, Germany, Greece, and Yugoslavia.  My mom and i did the unthinkable, and went skydiving!, i even jumped off the bridge that i was really scared off when i was younger. i jumped with her......she said it was a blast. I went over and spent the week with my dad, in Kelowna. We went to Gyro beach for the afternoon, and wen had such great fun together. My Mom and dad even drove me down to Vancouver. I also went to Victoria to visit my brother in Collage. We said our good byes and i left him some off my stuff kissed him, hung out with him for the whole day, and drove back. i had the best Christmas, The best Valentines Day the best New Years, The best St. Patricks day, The best Easter, The best Halloween, And most of all i had the Best FAMILY! <3

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

My incounter!

Last night was one of the strangest nights of my intire life....
I was sitting out on my deck, with an ice tea, and looking through my telescope, gazing at the stars with one of my friends...Gabby. Oops, hi, im Torri Belachi. So i was looking through the telescope, and i saw lots of stars, the looked amazing! But, as i was looking through, i saw something.....unusual. It was a lumpyish square object flying through the sky, at first i thought it was an airplane right? but i was completely wrong.....i looked closely at it and tol my friend, as she looked through, she screamed! She said she had gotten shocked from the telescope. i was started to wonder now if that air plane was an actual airplane.....
            I saw it fly out of controll, swirling and spining towards the lake. Then.....it hit (i think) the was no explotion, there was no sound, no nothing....hmmmmm! I zoomed in on the crash area with the telescope, and i almost thought i saw......little.....little.....little brown peoples! walk slowly (confused) out of the object. i got really freaked out cause, i watched UFO HUNTERS the night before, and it was the episode where the are suposedly mesterious men that are dressed in black suits, and threaten you if you have seen a ufo, so i got extemely scared thinking that the 'men in black' were gunna come and haunt me!
          So now im here, its the morning after, and i have an outragious head ache, it feels like i had drank like 2 bottles of whiskey last night! owwww! i call Gabby....She answers..."OMIGOSH i have such an extreme head ache!" she said in pain....."My head hurts really badly as well!" i say "Do you think this has anything to do with the ufo sighting last night? she wonders....."Maybe..." i say as i search aroung my room, organiizng my stuffed animals ion my closet. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD! " i scream at the top of my lungs. "WHAT?" gabby yells.  There, in my closet was one of the little brown peoples, standing looking at me, with her little inocent eyes. everything goes black.
         "Owww, my head hurts" as i rub the goose egg on the back of my head "i must have fainted"  I felt something drpping on me, i slowly open my eyes, right there,looking over top of me was the little brown girl, staring at me, almost as if she was wondering if i was okay. i sat up and rubbed my eyes  'i must be dreaming' i mumble to my self. "Blada-din-shwaank"    "woah!" "what did you just say?"  "Blada-din-shwaank!" I was just satring at her. Wondering if this actually just happend. "Tor-Tor! Breakfast is ready!"  "yeah, okay ill be there in a second." i yelled....still in shock fromm this incounter! "Okay, i say quietly to the 'alien', im gunna name you.....Mikie. Does that sound good? "Ki-Ki!"  "okay..ill take that as a yes."
         I thump down the stairs, and munch slowly on my bagel, and muffin. Thinking whats up there, sitting, inocently in my closet, petting my old stuffed animals, (thinking that there real)! i shove down the rest of my bagel, take my muffin with me, throw on my coat, take my moms old baby stroller, sneak Mikie into it, put a blaket over her, and jog to Gabbys house. I arive at her house, and knock on her door. When she answeres, shes confused by the baby stroller, and didnt think my mom was pregnant and goes on and on about how she is so excited for when she comes over, she can play with my little sister. i interupt her and tell her that it doesnt belong to me. I show her Mikie. "....."   "Yeah!"  "wow. i cant believe this." "does she speak english?" She asked  "Yes, cuz an allian, from space, speaks english....NO!"  "oh." i walked down to the park with Gabby, and Mikie. We talked about it and we decided what we were going to to.
        We were slowly walking through the area where we guessed the ship had landed. Gabby, Mikie, and i, spotted a big circirler "indent" in the ground. a couple of meters away, there was a smallish large silver ship. Mikie, started Making alsorts of noises. "kiki-blah-ginnisk!! klosher-drainkly-flah! Beep-beep-blonq-shepitsk!" "Holy cow, Mikie, Whats wrong?!?" i might have been imagining, but, i think i saw some light go one, and a larger version of Mikie, walk out of the ship. He speaks back "Helgo-fleasue" Mikie says "shlick-gloph." The larger Mikie, slolwy creeps up to us and steals the stroller. He slithers back into his ship. The lights go on, the engine starts up, and the hover and BLAM, they were gone!
:good bye" i wisper into the air!
       

Friday, October 1, 2010

My egg, and cheese oozing creation.

I woke up, and smelt the fresh sent of eggs, sisling on the hot stove, and English muffin poped out of the toaster. I thumped down the hallway, and spladered some cheese on my toasted english muffin. I took my freshly fried egg and ploped it on my toast as the warm heat from the egg slowy started to melt the cheese. i took a white plate from my coubard and slid the toast on. i walked over to my brown kitchen table and took a bite. Once i sunck my teeth into the english muffin, the toast cracked, the cheese oozed out , and flooded my mouth with flaver. The egg yock was adding that much for delisous flaver to my breakfast. i took a sip of my 1 persent milk. and took another bite, i couldnt stop, so it was definitly one of my favorite breakfasts.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Okanogan Weather Network

Coming up, supposedly the hottest day in Okanogan history since the heat wave of '95!
Hello i am Michelle Goodwin, and this is the okanogan weather network.
And extreme heat wave has stuck the okanogan , even hotter than the heat wave of '95! If your not at the beach or at an air conditioned home, than your going to be sweating like a turkey on thanks giving! There has been reports on a couple of joggers earlier this afternoon, have passed out in a winery parking lot, it has been proving that dehydration and heat stoke had stuck them. Over here in the peachland area, the beaches are packed! everyone is in the water cooling off from this scorcher! It is so hot on this sand you could fry an egg on it!
coming up the okanogan weather.
today and tomorrow are suppose to stay very warm, it even might creep up to 39!Wednesday is suppose to cool down a little bit, down to about 31, but still extremely hot. There is no clouds in sight, and the sun is shining down like angels from above. the sky is as blue as a blue-rassberry jolly rancher. Thank you

This is Michelle Goodwin signing off!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

My Invisable, Hilarious, adventure

           Friday night i was perfectly normal, Saturday morning everything was different!
I just felt like i weighed nothing! i looked at my self, nothing was different, i went into the bathroom and i looked normal, skin, clothes, everything. As i walked to the kitchen my mom acted like i wasn't even there. I asked if i could get my breakfast ready, and she yelled to my room ; "yes",again, as if i wasn't there, and i was talking from my bedroom. i assumed she was kidding and started making my breakfast, grabbed a muffin and a banana and yelled bye and i was off to my friends house (Micaylah) i knocked on her door and she answered. She asked like someone had just played Ding-Dong Ditch. i just stood here and she shut the door right in my face. i knew something was wrong with me at that point.
           i walked around the neighbourhood, a woman bumped into me and looked confused. i said sorry, and she looked almost scared. Hmmmm......? People acted like they couldn't see me i thought it must be true, considering my mom couldn't see me, my best friend couldn't see me, and a women on the street couldn't see me, so i thought i would have a kick out of it since i had no idea when it would wear off.
             i went in to the local grocery store and started picking up fruit, people got really freaked out i left before anyone had called security. i thought that, that was fun, so why not some more. i walked down to the beach. There were dogs there, so i picked up a stick and threw it in the water, the people and dogs looked quite frightened. so i left and went somewhere else hat i knew would really freak people out-the mall.
           As i was cossing the street towards the main entrance, i almost for gt i was invisible and a car almost hit me. i strolled in to chapters people looked kind of confused when the automatic doors opened when there was no one there. I walked into Chapters and started looking at some books people thought they were going crasy when they rubbed there eyes i would put the book down. so they would think there going crasy and seeing things.i noticed that it was getting late and i started to head home.
        when i got home my mom said hi and had supper ready, i guess my invisible day was over!, i ate dinner and went to sleep.i woke up on Sunday and i could fly, but, that's another story!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Camels

Did you Know that camels do not like cookies???
i didnt know that i thot that they mite like cookies!
im surprized im a brunette!


-Yogi Bear Rox!